Season 4 – Episode 9: ‘After.’
Happy Valentine’s Day! Because I love you, and because it’s been nearly a year, here’s a fresh batch of Walking Dead captions for you. Have fun, be responsible and please keep it above the waist until High School. Thanks.
Michonne’s toddler inadvertently deletes Season 2 of Nashville from the DVR.
Per Web MD protocol, Rick sleeps off his massive concussion.
“Now, hold on a moment; I still think our camps can co-exist peacefully. Let’s talk this over.”
This is what happens the next time someone links me to a Buzzfeed article, I swear to Christ.
Once again, books nearly cut the life of a young man short. The lesson: Never read.
Bird died of loneliness. And starvation. And its tiny legs probably got nibbled. But mainly loneliness.
When it comes to blending in with a zombie horde, Michonne is basically Daniel Day-Lewis at this point.
“Wow, I sure wish this hipster kid was still around…so I could break his ukelele over his head, run him over with his penny farthing bicycle and shoot him in the knee.”
“Carl. Let’s stop. Carl. My feet hurt. It’s hot out here. I’m thirsty. My sleeves are missing. I think I has a brain damage. Carl. Carl.”
In my Condo Association, if you’re late on your dues by so much as a day, you can bet your ass that this will happen.
“Granite. Chain link. Hundreds of skulls. But it’s still sharp enough to slice through this delicate brick of Asiago. I ask you, how much would you expect to pay for a katana like this?”
“Carl, you’re a man now. A psychotic, terrifying, pudding-obsessed man, and I’m very afraid of you.”
“HE NOT HOME. WE STILL LEAVE COPY OF WATCHTOWER. FOOD FOR THOUGHT. NOW GOOD OF TIME AS EVER TO CONSIDER MORMONISM.”
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