Here it is; the entirety of 2013, through the eyes of the Communist Dance Party. Click liberally and have fun.
1/28 – After a 1-year sabbatical, I cryptically announce my return to much critical fanfare and media attention.
2/14 – Just to shake off the rust, here was my Top 5 Albums of 2012.
2/15 – I also brought back The Walking Dead Friday for the remainder of the season.
2/18 – After a lifetime with a deformed front tooth, I volunteer for a little frontier surgery.
2/20 – A drunken, track-by-track review of the new My Bloody Valentine album.
3/4 – Hey, remember when my earlobe got cut off?
3/6 – A Cat Update that is, 9 months later, already woefully out of date.
3/11-15 – A detailed list and review of everything (and I mean everything) I wanted on TV for an entire week. This might have been the most fun thing I wrote all year, even if nobody else gave a toot. (Part 1 – Part 2 – Part 3 – Part 4 – Part 5)
3/29 – I use The Walking Dead Friday to discuss a foot injury. Pain ensues.
4/3 – I bought my first new car! Check it out.
4/15 – Let’s go to the hospital!
4/22 – I update the CDP Archives during some routine maintenance, and over 100 ‘lost’ essays reappear. Pretty cool if you think you’ve read everything here (you probably haven’t; start over from the beginning).
4/30 – Buncha’ crap.
5/7 – The Great CD Swap of 2000. A tale of new love and Pop Punk at the dawn of the Millennium.
5/16 – The series finale of The Office, and the unexpected return of Arrested Development, and why one is significantly better than the other.
5/31 – The scoop on my favorite new TV shows, before they even air. My predictions were solid.
6/7 – Seriously, I proved the existence of Time Travel because of a children’s book. Look.
6/10 – A tour of all the fun crap in my office that keeps me from writing another book.
6/14 – Probably the only essay I’ve ever written entirely about my dad. People liked this one; so will you.
6/19 – My 9th wedding anniversary with the Missus, and a private high school yearbook flashback.
6/24 – The 2013-2014 Fall TV Preview. Always one of my favorite posts of the year.
7/1 – I break ground on Book #3. It’s slow going, but we’re getting there. For real.
7/19 – All about humiliation and bankruptcy at your local sub sandwich restaurant. Goddamn it.
8/5 – Time to hit the reset button on my Summer.
8/26 – My day job allows me cageside seats to UFC 164; one of the best nights of my professional life.
9/13 – On Breaking Bad, episode hoarding and the way we watch television in 2013.
10/2 – We had to put our longtime feline homie, Gabe, to sleep. Here’s an old one in his honor.
10/7 – Art Bell returns to radio! Then…leaves six weeks later. Outstanding.
10/14 – Here’s a commercial-free, 24 hour (to the minute) Halloween movie marathon, just for you.
11/1 – October was a good month, just like it always is (with bonus synchronicity!).
12/13 – My Top 20 tracks of 2013, per tradition.
Well, there you have it. 2013, revisited through the eyes of the CDP. Sound off in the comments section, enjoy your holidays and spend some time digging around and checking out some things you might have missed. We will return in early 2014, where we prepare for yet another brand-new year of blogging perfection from yours truly.