(Originally published 12/14/09.
2009 was pretty far from the Worst Year Ever, but most of us would have a damn hard time justifying it. I mean, it makes sense that the closing year of the ‘Decade From Hell’ or ‘Lost Decade’ would continue the process of stomping our faces into the mud for just a little while longer. When I look back on it personally, it feels like everyone either failed, died or let me down in some way; or a little of all three in a few occasions.
But hey, we have to stay positive if we’re to make the ‘010’s any better. We need to once again pull ourselves up by the collective bootstraps, wipe the crust out of our eyes and get some work done. For me, 2009 was about nailing down everything that I intended to keep, leap headfirst into a ditch and hope that most of what I’ve worked for remained intact after the Apocalypse. For the most part, it did, but for a lot of us, it did not.
Yeah, me and the Missus were each furloughed at our respective places of employment, a State money-saving measure that probably took somewhere in the neighborhood of $3500 directly out of our pockets so far. We missed this money, had to tap into our savings at times, and really cut back on the unnecessary puff and fiffle that we normally blow our hard-earned cash on. While I still want that cash back, I can say that being more broke more often has reminded me to appreciate having any money at all, and forced me to be more wise with my investments. I grocery shop more intelligently. I’ve learned to handle my checkbook like a pro. I’m doing more with less, which has to be the American motto for 2009 (if you’re a normally-functioning human being, that is).
Here on the CDP, the tide ebbed and flowed. So, if you’re just catching up, or can’t get enough of what I’m bringing to the dance, let’s take a look back at the year that was, through the eyes of the Little Blog That Could; the CDP. Take time to check out the links and dig in.
(My buddy. My Nephew. Evan.)
Who knew that eels were so terrifying?
Every liquor changes me in some drastic way.
Ziggy’s chubby hand of fate ruins my day.
Lost Friday returns for Season Five!
I get the worst virus of my life; vomit streak ends.
(I’ve never drank more than I have in 2009. I blame the economy.)
The CDP turns 5 years old. Can’t legally drink, but still does.
This kind of thing only happens on my birthday.
Jack and Kate do it.
I compose the greatest motivational speech in history.
I quit blogging forever…for three days.
(I lost one cat and gained two more this year. Here’s one.)
(Sometimes I get bored at work. Pac-Man Scone!)
(I miss you.)
I survive Digital Detox Week and return to tell the maddening tale.
The best Lost captions from Season 2, Season 3, Season 4 and Season 5.
Relive the Lost Season 5 finale with one of my better recaps.
Remember, it’s all okay.
(If you ever need to know what I’m doing, chances are it’s this.)
June was ‘Simpsons Month,’ where I became your new best friend by painstakingly counting down the 100 Greatest Episodes Of The Simpsons, including 30 Honorable Mentions and my choices for the Worst. Episode. Ever.
(This photograph wasn’t staged.)
Nothing ruins your night faster than a rabid hedgehog.
I go missing. Hit the road. Blow this pop stand.
My Top 20 Super Nintendo games.
My Top 20 Sega Genesis games.
My whereabouts are finally tracked to Iowa.
My Top 25 UFC moments. Quite a good list, actually.
(If I keep using my iPhone so much, I’ll need glasses like these for real someday.)
(I try to keep my workspace interesting. This is all overflow from my home office.)
(Damn! Hip-Hop Scone be draining my iPod!)
(I don’t remember when this was from, I just hope I wasn’t by myself.)
My favorite instantly-cancelled TV shows of the decade.
The most popular TV shows of the decade.
The worst TV shows of the decade.
My favorite overall TV shows of the decade.
My favorite films of the decade.
My favorite music videos of the decade.
My favorite books of the decade.
My favorite concerts of the decade.
My favorite video games of the decade.
(I’m working on a surprise.)
Well, there you have it. 2009, revisited through the eyes of the CDP. Sound off in the comments section and enjoy your day.