What I Said To Anyone Who Would Listen To Me:
“I smell gas! I’m telling you, there’s a gas leak in this office! We need to call the Fire Department and get everyone out of here! There’s no time to speculate, this place could blow at any minute!“
What The Building Supervisor Said To Me:
“Yeah, I found your ‘gas leak.’ It was actually some cabbage that was left in the break room over the weekend.“
What I Said In Return:
“Thank you for your time.“
God is imaginary.