(NOTE: While authorities continue to search for missing author Ryan J. Zeinert, the CDP will be publishing previously unreleased and ‘lost’ content from his vast archives in his absence. The following contest was found on a flash drive Mr. Zeinert had left behind; it also contained the funniest essay ever written, but it was deleted by accident.)
Today is Rimshot Thursday, which means that I’d like you to come up with as many punchlines as possible for the following line and post them in the comments section:
“Man, this recession is rough. I’m so broke…”
Here are a few to get you started:
“…I only got eight credit card applications in the mail today.”
“…I’ve had to kick my expensive heroin habit for a cheaper meth habit.”
“…I’m considering killing myself so I can collect my life insurance.”
Have fun, be creative and enjoy your day.