The 2 Funniest Things I’ve Ever Heard Heckled At A Concert:
Show #1 – Yesterdays Kids – Blue Moon Coffee House, Neenah WI
The Setup – The Yesterdays Kids hadn’t played a show in quite some time; both main songwriters were spearheading different bands, so it was quite a surprise and treat to see them take the stage together again. On this day, however, the normally well-scrubbed and clean-shaven Kids were sporting scraggly, alcoholic beards.
The Pitch – “Hey, thanks for coming out. It’s good to be back; we just got back from…um…Outer Space.”
The Heckle – “YOU CAN’T GROW A BEARD IN SPACE!”
Show #2 – Chixdiggit – Random Outdoor Festival, Sheboygan WI
The Setup – Chixdiggit is a super-catchy, ultra-hilarious pop-punk group from somewhere in the great white north of Canada. Their songs are about girls, their live shows are entertaining as hell, and their senses of humor are brilliant. Well, ‘brilliant’ as in they write songs with titles like ‘I Wanna Hump You’ and ‘Henry Rollins Is No Fun.’ They took the stage a little late to a welcoming and intoxicated crowd.
The Pitch – “Hey, thanks for coming out. Sorry we’re late, we had to drive, like…200 kilometers to get here.”
The Heckle – “WHAT’S A KILOMETER!?”
(Note: This is made even funnier when you realize that the heckler looked exactly like Brian Posehn, and was absolutely serious.)
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