A TKO From Tokyo.

As you may have noticed, the final Lost Friday of the year has been moved to next Monday due to time constraints. And before you start bitching, understand that I wanted to put enough time into it that it would be worth the wait. Also, there won’t be another new episode of Lost until February of 2010, so I’d say that we have more than enough time to milk it a tad.

Three things I wanted to mention before I cut you loose for the weekend. First off, we got a new Punch-Out! game being released for the Wii on Monday (see above clip). Any child of the NES-fueled 80’s should already be well-aware of this fantastic news, and they’re probably already camping outside their local Best Buy. God bless ’em; I’ll catch up with them in the morning. Rumor has it that the game is loaded with Easter Eggs, unlockables and various other goodness that old-school Punch-Out! fans will appreciate. Personally, I’ll just be happy with a Bald Bull appearance.

Secondly, we’ve got a new Green Day album out today. Now, say what you want about their legacy; how they went from pop punk masterminds to bloated superstars, but understand that they’ve arguably never released a bad album (from the head-scratching Warning to the pandering pomposity of American Idiot). Even in the midst of the Digital Age, I’ll still pick up 21st Century Breakdown on CD, probably on Monday when I snag Punch-Out! Wii.

Finally, I’ll be on a legit vacation for the next 10 days. The main purpose of the sabbatical is for Spring Cleaning, but I’m sure I’ll use some of the time to exercise, putter around the house in my pajamas and stand on the deck, flinging coffee at birds. Lost Monday will arrive on…well…Monday, and my Twitter updates will probably be through the room for the duration, as I try hard not to fall off the roof or spare my wife the embarrassment of finding my bloated corpse wedged underneath the sink. I’ll uploads photos, too; it’ll be awesome. So check back early and often all next week.

That’s all I have for you today. Take it easy this weekend, sound off in the comments section and enjoy your week.

Lost Thursday – Season 5 Caption Edition.

In honor of Lost‘s Fifth Season finale taking place last night, we here at the CDP are devoting the entire week to our favorite Island-based Time Travel drama. Today, a whopping 50 of the best Lost Friday photo captions from Season 5. Enjoy.


(“Okay John, let me bring you up to speed. When Ben went into the Orchid Station, he blew apart the vault that the Dharma Initiative used for time-traveling experiments, and descended into the core of the Island where he found this frozen donkey wheel that pretty much navigates this place through time and space. So anyway, he spun the wheel, warp-whistled himself to the Sahara Desert, and left this place stuttering across the Universe, with us along for the ride. At this point, you’re going to be thrust fairly violently from one date to the next while Ben tries to round up all of your Oceanic 6 buddies for an Island reunion, including your future corpse. Still with me? Good, because Ethan, a guy that Charlie shot to death four months ago, just shot you in the leg and you’re bleeding to death. The next time I see you, I won’t have any idea who you are, so give me this compass and pray that I’m not in a killing mood. Tally-Ho!”)


(“Christ, I didn’t get a word of that. Did he say something about a donkey? Why does my leg hurt?”)


(“Hello, I’m Neil. I’m annoying, overbearing and have never been featured on the show until this very moment, which means that I should have a flaming arrow piercing my chest cavity right…about…”)


(“WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLT!!!!”)


(“Um, Sun? I don’t really know how to explain this Ultrasound, so I’m just going to show it to you. You haven’t been making love with any pirate ships recently, have you?”)


(Knowing Shih-Tzu owners, I get the feeling that this was one of the smaller shirts sold that day.)


(“You’re right, you’re totally right; at this point, the fact that I’m still wearing a tie is smug and cocky at best.”)


(“Do you have any idea how drunk you were going back there?”)


(Claire’s best acting in four years.)


(It’s stale, flat, canned and at least 30 years old, but it’s still better than Old Style.)


(“Shotgun.”)
(“No way, dude.”)
(“What do you mean? I called it first.”)
(“Doesn’t matter. I’ve known him longer.”)
(“That means nothing regarding Shotgun Rules. I called it first, and that’s final.”)
(“Jack, who gets shotgun?”)
(“It’s not up to Jack! I called it first!”)
(“Why do we keep having this argument?”)
(“Because you keep being a jerk about it!”)
(“I really should have killed you back on the Island.”)
(“Ditto.”)


(“My name is Charlotte. I was born on this island and left with my mother when I was a kid. I became an anthropologist because I wanted to find this place again, and I think that Daniel may have traveled back in time here and rambled incessantly to me when I was a child. This is all the relevant information that my character has, so I can now die. Thank you for your time.”)


(“No Charlotte, please don’t die. I still have so many things that I want to half-heartedly mumble in your general direction!”)


(In The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, the answer to everything is 42. Well, on Lost, the answer to everything is Christian Shephard. “What’s the capital of Spain?” “Christian Shephard.”)


(“WAAAAAALLLLLLLT!!!”)


(If there was a complex, scientific nerve center underneath every Catholic church in America, the resulting Black Hole of Irony would disseminate every living being on the planet.)


(At least we know that Locke is going to have that delicious, Smokehouse flavor.)


(“Look, dude. I bought all 78 of those seats, so I expect to be given all 78 of those meals.”)


(This photograph marks the first and last time that Vodka and Shoe Polish will ever share the same rocks glass.)


(Why You Should Smoke After Every Meal – Page 60)
(Why Women Shouldn’t Have Jobs – Page 48)
(Why Colored People Smell Funny – Page 88)
(Why Children Should Be Beaten After Every Meal – Page 61)


(“With his HoverRound, John Locke is free to see the world!”)


(Stephen Hawking’s grocery list.)


(“Hour 36 of listening to ‘We Built This City’ on a constant loop – Subject is delirious; practically begging for death.”)


(“JACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BEN LEFT AND SPUN THIS WHEEL AND SENT THE ISLAND THROUGH TIME AND EVERYONES IN TROUBLE AND EVERYONES GOT BLOODY NOSES AND I HAVE TO SAVE EVERYBODY BY BRINGING EVERYONE BACK SO I BROKE MY LEG AND SPUN THE WHEEL AND THEN WIDMORE GAVE ME A PASSPORT AND THE GUY FROM FRINGE TO DRIVE ME AROUND BUT THEN HE GOT SHOT TEN TIMES AND YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!”)


(The first TiVo was significantly more complicated than present day.)


(This guy is the Anti-Sullenberger. I mean, this guy crashes more planes than the Luftwaffe. But seriously, folks.)


(Internet porn in 1977 was lacking at best.)


(“Dad, drop us off at the end of the street. I don’t want my friends at the dance to see you.”)


(Not Pictured: The eight dudes standing behind Hurley.)


(“…And then the grasshopper says, “you have a drink named Steve?” LOLOLOLOL!!!1!”)


(“Here’s breakfast, guys. I ate most of it on the way over here, but there’s plenty of fruit left.”)


(“Hmm…I think I’ll shoot a child in the heart today.”)


(Hey, you know what they say. ‘If this van’s a-flaming, don’t bother trying to drive it, because it’s on fire, you dumbass.’)


(“WRENCHES!”)


(“I’m never gonna WHARRGRRBL dance again, guilty feet have BLARGHALABA got no rhythm, thought it’s easy GAAAAHHHHRB to pretend, I know you’re GOLOLOLGGGH not a fool!!!”)


(Walgreens: Voted ‘The Best Place To Abandon Your Child’ for the twentieth year in a row.)


(Wait a minute…where have I seen this before…)


(Man, just when I think I have this show figured out.)


(Hurley: The Thing That Only Eats Hippies.)


(“God…why did I have to steal such a loser of a kid?”)


(“If I don’t have a home pregnancy test and a Bacon Wave in my hands in less than three seconds, you will rue the day I entered this Walgreens, sir.”)


(I’ve gotta say, Ben’s tube top is not working for him at all.)


(Richard Alpert and a young Ben Linus re-create the famous Titanic scene, with extremely uncomfortable results for the viewing audience.)


(Action Linus! Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Butch Deadlift! Bold Bigflank! Splint Chesthair! Flint Ironstag! Bolt VanderHuge! Thick McRunFast! Blast Hardcheese! Buff Drinklots! Trunk Slamchest! Fist Rockbone! Stump Beefknob! Smash Lampjaw! Punch Rockgroin! Buck Plankchest! Stump Chunkman! Rip Steakface! Slate Slabrock! Crud Bonemeal! Rip Slagcheek! Punch Sideiron! Gristle McThornBody! Slake Fistcrunch! Buff Hardback! Blast Thickneck! Crunch Buttsteak! Slab Squatthrust! Lump Beefbroth! Touch Rustrod! Reef Blastbody! Big McLargeHuge! Smoke Manmuscle! Pete Punchbeef! Pack Blowfist! Roll Fizzlebeef!)


(“Okay guys, here’s the scoop. When we get into the Temple, we’re looking for the Lost Hat Of Napoleon. I’ve been told that it’s located in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, but it’s protected by two, maybe three different Temple Guards. We only have ond-and-a-half Pendants of Life, so if one of us makes it to the Throne of the Pretender, you can grab the other half there. We only have three minutes, or we can kiss that trip to Space Camp goodbye, and I’m not leaving here with nothing but a goddamn savings bond. Silver Snakes ahoy!”)


(The Sex Offender Registry clearly listed the ramifications of drunkenly hanging out on the playground, but Roger wasn’t having any of it.)


(Juliet and Sawyer typically frittered away their evenings by throwing Cheetos into each other’s mouths.)


(“This isn’t to share, dude; this is just my lunchbox.”)


(“I need to make sure that my son is okay, so he can brutally murder me in 20 years!”)


(If you’re glad that Sayid’s back, say ‘HOOOO!!!’)

There you have it. Tomorrow, we’ll wrap everything up with the final Lost Friday of the year. Sound off in the comments section and enjoy your day.

Lost Wednesday – Season 4 Caption Edition.

In honor of Lost‘s Fifth Season finale taking place this Wednesday, we here at the CDP are devoting the entire week to our favorite Island-based Time Travel drama. Today, 44 of the best Lost Friday photo captions from Season 4. Enjoy.

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(I’ve seen the future, and it’s a world without razors.)

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(“So, it’s settled; Charlie doesn’t deserve a funeral. Who wants dinner?”)

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(Hurley risks life and limb to rescue a ‘Cool Ranch’ Dorito he accidentally dropped into the ocean.)

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(“HAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!”)

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(“Kate, it’s Jack. Have you seen my right eye?”)

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(Locke slaps Hurley across the face with the power of his mind.)

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(“Hello, liquor store? Can you deliver a quart of scotch directly to my liver?”)

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(“Listen brother, there’s only room on this island for one crazy, bearded drunk, and it’s ME!”)

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(“I have freckles, Herpies. Wait, I mean I have herpies, Freckles.”)

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(“Boy, I’d sure like to blow an Asian guy’s face clean off today.”)

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(“MITTENS!”)

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(“Hey bayliff, we’re wearing the same khakis. High five.”)

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(“You may want to opt for the plea bargain, Kate; you’ve somehow managed to kill eight people on your way here today.”)

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(Apparently, Daniel was a PHD in Douchebagology at Oxford.)

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(Desmond realized he was a bit off-course when he saw a dolphin swim past the helicopter.)

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(“Time travel? Are you f***ing kidding me?”)

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(Three minutes after his arrival on the show, Daniel manages to ruin everything.)

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(“Hey Juliet, do you know how to treat an impaling that hasn’t happened yet?”)

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(This is a complicated surgical procedure known as ‘The First Base.’)

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(Jin tries in vain to find a Korean video game that isn’t violently pornographic.)

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(“Bitch said what?”)

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(“Jin, did I ever tell you about the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville back in those days. I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah—the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…”)

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(Jack Shepard. Surgeon. Hero. Mildly retarded.)

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(“You could say that…um…well, speaking coherently is not my…um…primary concern.”)

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(John McCain takes a lie detector test.)

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(When your life has been ruined as many times as Sayid’s, you pretty much look like this all the time.)

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(Man, I’m so sick of people trying to use Jesus as a weapon!)

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(“Our story is airtight. We’ll just say that we hid out in a theater that was showing Speed Racer.”)

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(“Hurry! Captain baked cookies and there’s only five left! They’re chewy and delicious!”)

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(“Face it, Sawyer. We’re never getting our Frisbee back from Richard’s yard.”)

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(“Why didn’t they just kill me off in the Pilot episode like they wanted to?”)

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(“My kingdom for a frozen donkey wheel.”)

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(“Yeah, I play starting forward for the Pistons now. MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”)

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(“Man, I can’t wait until I’m in that coffin.”)

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(Michael comes to terms with the fact that he has ruined the lives of everyone he had ever came in contact with.)

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(“I sure hope that thing was the bathroom, ‘cuz I just peed in it.”)

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(“Psshems mmmmffrrrt frazzakle pwwpwwweet.”)

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(“DAAAAANCE CONNNNTEST!!!!”)

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(“Jin had my keys in his pocket! NOOOOO!”)

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(This wheel just spins the dessert tray in the Dharma break room.)

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(The CDP takes his shirt off.)

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(“Yup, that’s my dad, always ruining people’s lives in the worst fashion humanly possible. Pie?”)

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(“Maybe the numbers would go away if I ate them?”)

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(“If my beard were made of scotch, I’d totally drink it.”)

Sound off in the comments section and enjoy tonight’s Season Finale. Tomorrow brings the best captions from Season 5, in anticipation of the final Lost Friday of the year.

Lost Tuesday – Season 3 Caption Edition.

In honor of Lost‘s Fifth Season finale taking place this Wednesday, we here at the CDP are devoting the entire week to our favorite Island-based Time Travel drama. Today, 43 of the best Lost Friday photo captions from Season 3. Enjoy.

Hey, it's Desmond!
(Desmond packed light, opting to only bring along 48 back issues of Maxim magazine.)

Hey, it's Eko!
(Eko, suddenly remembering that he has Superpowers, flies off the island.)

Hey, it's Hurley!
(In the distance, Hurley spots a tree made entirely of Slim Jims.)

Hey, it's Kate!
(“Wow, is that a tree made entirely of Slim Jims? Hurley, get over here!”)

Henry freaks me right the hell out. Again.
(Henry Gale’s MySpace photo. Funniest caption ever.)

Come for the view, stay for the eggs.
(Ben’s restaurant had great food, but the parking was terrible.)

What's the deal with airplane food?
(Jack’s rendition of ‘Over The Rainbow’ blew away the judges at the Prison Talent Show.)

Damn it!
(“I’m so sick of Internet nerds making fun of my screencaps! WAAAAALLLT!”)

I guess the rumors are true.
(“Wow…you should really have that looked at.”)

I feel just terrible for you.
(“I never made the connection that cheating on a hitman’s wife was a bad idea! RAAALLLLT!!!”)

Please let me kill someone.
(In just under 30 seconds, Sayid murders a thousand people in his mind.)

I don't draw good.
(“This is you. You suck.”)

Desmond In The Raw.
(“You’ve got to lift it up, brother!”)

Locke Is Thinking. Simmer Down.
(Years too late, Locke comes up with the perfect quote for his Senior yearbook.)

Damn, I'm smooth.
(Desmond peers two weeks into the future to see how awesome his beard’s going to look.)

You're lucky my chick's not here.
(“As a new character, I envision a long and happy life here on the island.”)

Niner?
(“Knock it off, Roy! You’re like, 5 feet away from me!”)

HELLLLLLLLP!
(“WAAAAAAAALLLLT!!!”)

That's why I use Pert!
(Juliet’s annual face-lift didn’t pan out quite so well this year.)

That's why I wear a mask.
(Jack becomes suddenly aware that on the mainland he was recognized as a locksmith, not a spinal surgeon as previously assumed.)

Nice ass.
(“…And thaaat’s how I got into commemorative spoon collecting. You?”)

Talk about a Hot Karl!
(“Jim…Belushi…is…a…comedic…treasure.”)

Drink Coke!
(Brought to you by the Emo Goldfish Council.)

Hurley's drunk...on ham.
(Hurley is completely drunk….on HAM!)

I love alcohol!
(This looks just like my Dad’s senior yearbook photo.)

Claire at her best.
(Claire, putting on one of her better performances in awhile.)

I picked a bad day to give up smack.
(“Crap…the producers just realized that I’m irrelevant.”)

Can't You Read?
(“See? Right here, it says ‘No Dogs Allowed.'”)

Sometimes, it's too easy.
(“Nice rack, Kate.”)

Where's my kidney, you ass!?
(“You may have my kidney, but at least I’m not paralyzed!”)

Things were going so well...
(“Whoops, I think I just paralyzed myself again.”)

I think I can peg him from here...
(Just for the hell of it, Desmond takes a point-blank shot at Charlie.)

I'm already in hell, what more do you want from me!
(“WAAAAAALLLLLLLT!”)

I'm Feeling Stabby.
(“Heh-heh…I guess the whole kidney thing was pretty funny.”)

I'm under a lot of stress!
(Suddenly and without warning, Locke’s appendix bursts.)

He looks great for a thousand years old.
(“I haven’t shaved in 800 years.”)

Smell...my...finger!
(Sayid gives Karl CPR directly to his spinal cord.)

OARWN3D!
(0ARWN3D!)

Not crazy.
(“Liam, be honest. You got bit by that zombie, didn’t you?”)

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(“Ta-DAH.”)

Every dentist in Britain is bankrupt.
(“You all, gingivitis!”)

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(“Have you see my BAYYY-BEEEEE!?!?”)

Please....don't drink and shave.
(“Could you kindly restart my heart?”)

Sound off in the comments section and enjoy your day. Another massive helping of Season 4 captions arrives tomorrow.

Lost Monday – Season 2 Caption Edition.

In honor of Lost‘s Fifth Season finale taking place this Wednesday, we here at the CDP are devoting the entire week to our favorite Island-based Time Travel drama. Today, 25 of the best Lost Friday photo captions from Season 2. Enjoy.

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(Even after a horrific plane crash, Locke still likes to bust out the vacation tapes.)

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(This is what happens when George W. Bush tries to make toast.)

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(“I had to take an entire bottle of these every day just to make working with Neve Campbell tolerable.”)

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(“The books beat me at ping-pong again, Sawyer.”)

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(It’s becoming painfully obvious that Locke can’t read.)

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(“Damn it, why can’t I ever find the Torture Channel on this thing?”)

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(As Charlie incessantly rambles on, Eko silently wonders how quickly he could saw him in half.)

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(One of these things is an indestructible black mass that can pulverize all in its path. The other is the Smoke Monster.)

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(To Charlie’s surprise, a piano made entirely of heroin washes ashore.)

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(“So, you ever been with a huge guy before?”)

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(“I can’t believe I was on Party Of Five for seven years.”)

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(“Shhh! According To Jim is on, and it’s hard enough to keep up as is!”)


(“But maybe you and I could…hey, where are you going?”)


(Anna and Charlie clumsily re-enact the infamous Deliverance scene.)


(Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.)


(They’re digging their horseshoe pits way too close together.)


(Nobody gets back into Chuck-E-Cheese without a hand stamp. Nobody.)


(“That’s the guy, Sayid. That’s the guy that took my Nerf bat.”)


(Locke falls for the classic ‘tie a board to your leg while you sleep’ gag.)


(“Waaaaalt?”)


(The surviving members of Canned Heat emerge from the woods to record a new album.)


(“This Island is one big salad, and I’m digging in!”)


(Once you go Locke, you never go back.)


(“Wait, come back! You forgot to tell me who I was!”)


(Remember, kids; eating celery will turn you invisible.)

Sound off in the comments section and enjoy your day. A whole mess of Season 3 captions arrives tomorrow.

Lost Friday – "Follow The Leader."


Season 5 – Episode 15: “Follow The Leader.”

Another Lost Friday is upon us, we have much to discuss. Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.

I’ll make it quick, kids. ALL NEXT WEEK WILL BE DEVOTED TO THE LOST SEASON FINALE, so remember to tune in to the CDP every day next week as we count down to the two-hour Season 5 climax. We’ll be digging through the Lost Friday archives and fishing out some good stuff for you crazy loons. Over 100 classic captions, breakdowns and…well, that’s pretty much it, but it’s going to be fantastic, so stick around.

Oh, and I hated this episode even more than that one with Nikki and Paulo. I’m itching to vent, so let’s go.


(“How in the hell did we get to this point?”)


(Sadly, this isn’t the first time that Jack got drunk, rooted through Kate’s makeup case and passed out.)


(Even in death, Faraday continues to stutter incoherently.)


(“Check it out, I found Jacob! Turns out he’s a boar!”)


(All things considered, Jack seems to be taking this Time Travel thing in relative stride.)


(“I mean, Jesus! We’ve done such a good job developing our incredible characters, and for what?! So we can share titter-worthy dialogue while watching your doppelganger communicate with an ageless metrosexual? Do we not deserve better?”)


(Charles Widmore was the frontman for…I don’t know…every British band from the 80’s ever.)


(Forget the imitation ‘Nilla Wafers, Hurley! Look at the size of those cheese puff barrels!)


(Awesome, Sayid’s back. Playtime is over, bitches! He’ll straighten this flipsy-flopsy bull rip with one sideways-pull of the trigger.)


(If you’re glad that Sayid’s back, say ‘HOOOO!!!’)


(“For God’s sake, nobody even wants to do recaps of this show anymore! Remember in Season 2, where every fan would scour the web for hours at a time, desperately looking for clues to where we, in our infinite genius, were headed? As it turns out, the most obvious and ridiculous explanation was right! I mean, what in the hell?”)


(Locke finally gets a chance to check out his ass without the aid of a mirror, and he likes what he sees.)


(Now, where have I see this before…)


(Booyah! Katesquatch!)


(For a show that produced the most expensive Pilot episode in television history, this is, without question, the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Sadder still, there was absolutely no reason to show it. This shot was the equivalent of watching your dad get taken in a fistfight.)


(“The-the SUBMARINE….it’s..it’s…so….FAKE! AAAAUGH!!!!!”)


(So…Marvin abandoned his wife and kid…because his kid told him to. Well, guess we can’t really hold a grudge, now can we? All of your resentment was your own fault, Miles! Suck on that!)


(“I got two paychecks this week!”)


(“Look. The economy is in the toilet, movies suck, Green Day has a new album out, Manny Goddamn Ramirez is on the juice and everyone’s got Swine Flu. We…our show…is the only shining light left in this bleak, godless existence, and this is what we go and do? I’m never going to win an Emmy! And I f***ing DESERVE one! WAAAALLLLLLT!!!!”)

Sound off in the comments section, start the argument and enjoy your weekend. Season-end Lost festivities kick off Monday, and run all the way to the end of the week. Get caught up by checking out links to every Lost Friday this season. Later.

Season 5 – Episode 1/2 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 4 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 5 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 6 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 7 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 9 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 10 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 11 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 12 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 13 Review.
Season 5 – Episode 14 Review.

No More Entertainment #7 – My DVR ‘Asploded.

82 Television Shows That I Have Set To Auto-Record On My DVR:
(In Alphabetical Order.)

30 Rock (NBC)
Alfred Hitchcock Presents (RTN)
Antiques Roadshow (PBS)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TOON)
Arrested Development (HDNET)
Attack Of The Show (G4)
AWA Wrestling (ESPNC)
Beavis & Butthead (MTV2)
Cheap Seats (ESPNC)
Cops (FOX)
Countdown With Keith Olbermann (MSNBC)
Dateline NBC (NBC)
DEA (SPIKE)
Delocated! (TOON)
Destination Truth (SCIFI)
Dirty Jobs (DISC)
ECW (SCIFI)
Friday Night Lights (NBC)
Friday Night Smackdown (MYTV)
Ghost Hunters (SCIFI)
Home Movies (TOON)
Important Things With Demitri Martin (COM)
Inside MMA (HDNET)
Inside The Actor’s Studio (BRAVO)
Jeopardy! (NBC)
Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC)
King Of The Hill (FOX)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (NBC)
Later With Carson Daly (NBC)
Look Around You (TOON)
Lost (ABC)
Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force (A&E)
Metalocalypse (TOON)
Monday Night Raw (USA)
Most Evil (DISCID)
My Name Is Earl (NBC)
Mythbusters (DISC)
Night Gallery (RTN)
Ninja Warrior (G4)
Off-Beat Cinema (RTN)
One Punk Under God (IFC)
Pardon The Inturruption (ESPN)
Parks & Recreation (NBC)
Pitchmen (DISC)
Pros Vs. Joes (SPIKE)
Radio Free Roscoe (NOG)
Ring Of Honor (HDNET)
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory (MTV)
Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Sit Down, Shut Up (FOX)
Strikeforce MMA (UHD)
Subterranean (MTV2)
Tales From The Darkside (SCIFI)
The A-Team (RTN)
The Colbert Report (COM)
The Critic (FLIX)
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (COM)
The Dive (FUSE)
The First 48 (DISCID)
The Henry Rollins Show (IFC)
The Incredible Hulk (RTN)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS)
The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS)
The Office (NBC)
The Price Is Right (CBS)
The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC)
The Simpsons (FOX)
The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien (NBC)
The Ultimate Fighter (SPIKE)
The Universe (SCI)
Time Warp (DISC)
TNA Impact (SPIKE)
Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC)
Twilight Zone (SCIFI)
UFC Unleashed (SPIKE)
Unbeatable Banzuke (G4)
UWF Wrestling (ESPNC)
Venture Bros. (TOON)
Video Yearbook (FUSE)
WEC Wreckage (VS)
WWE Superstars (WGN)
X-Play (G4)

Sound off in the comments section and enjoy your day; Lost Friday arrives in less than 24 hours.