This year, I got a little lazy, and wore what I pretty much wear every day to work. I decided for a modern, hipster-style American Psycho appearance. I think it gets the job done, and yes, I’m standing in the hallway of an Elementary school with a disguise and plastic chainsaw. How I’m not in jail is beyond me.
Due to today being the Best Holiday Ever, I’m corking your cry-holes with a classic CDP rerun. Please sit back and enjoy the most humiliating Halloween of my entire life, with…
Tonight, I’m headed off to the Dane 101 party at the High Noon Saloon. I hope to see you there. Please sound off in the comments section and tell me how you plan to spend this most joyous of days. I don’t know how tonight will turn out, but I took Thursday off, just in case.
Happy Halloween, kids.