As you may or may not know, my wife’s aunt and uncle run a wildly successful produce distribution in the Northeast Wisconsin area. Anyone who cares the slightest bit about sweet corn in the Fox Cities is aware of Allen’s Allenville Produce. It’s a Midwestern institution, and you should probably stop by some day.
Just last week, a friend was manning the produce truck, taking money and helping out a large group of satisfied customers, when a private car rolled up with two men emerging from within. One of the men was carrying a handgun on his waist, and the other guy was Jon Bon Jovi.
Seriously. I guess he had played a show up north the previous night, and was traveling along his way when he decided he really wanted some sweet corn. According to eyewitnesses, he’s very handsome but very, very short. Sounds about right.
I’m going to stop here, because I’m laughing too hard. We’ve finally surpassed the acceptable level of absurdity on this page. I apologize.