Today, yours truly hits the quarter-century mark.
If you worked where I work, you’d be enjoying complimentary bagels with assorted cream cheeses, on me. Just one of the many perks of knowing the CDP as a casual acquaintance.
Please direct all well-wishes and ass-kissery to the comments section. I deserve it.
Please send all private messages and erotic photos to email@example.com. Again, I deserve it.
I took Friday off, my folks are visiting Saturday and the Super Bowl is Sunday. This means that we’ll talk again on Monday.