Once again, it’s time to step into the CDP Wayback Machine. Please remove your shoes and wipe that dumbass grin off your face. Seriously, Frank. You’re creeping me out and I won’t ask again.
In the spirit of starting the Holiday season earlier and earlier every year, let’s check out a CDP Classic from 1 year ago this week…
In current news, CDP Headquarters just received a huge box of merch which we will be giving away during our 3rd Annual CDP Sweeps Month this December. Stick around to find out how you can get your mitts on FREE CDP shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons and more! Otherwise, you can do it the non-loser way and order your goods from the CDP Webstore.
On Tuesday, Guitar Hero II is released, and you won’t be hearing from me for quite some time. In fact, I should be grabbing my sleeping bag and heading to the nearest Best Buy, post-haste.
On Wednesday, you can say hello and have a beer with me at the High Noon Saloon in Madison, Wisconsin, where I will be a celebrity judge for the 2006 Funniest Comedian In Madison competition. The show starts at 7pm, and I should be arrested at around 9.
On Thursday, the CDP‘s brand new computer is being delivered. Please don’t tell my mother, or anyone else for that matter. It’s everything I’ve ever needed, at a price I can’t quite afford.
A brand-new Lost Friday rounds out the week. Let’s see how much of that Fark traffic sticks around; I got 5,000 hits in the last three days.
Before I head out today, me and the Missus were on national television for about 2 seconds last Friday. What was captured was a look of complete confusion on the Missus, and a typical moment of raw, unrestrained sexuality from yours truly. Let’s go to the tape, shall we?
Sound off in the comments section, and enjoy your Monday.