I’m working on a lot of things right now, including the heavily-anticipated Post #400 (which will arrive in a couple weeks). To tide you over in the meantime, here are the last 20 Wikipedia articles I’ve read in my never-ending quest to become the most brilliantest man in the world. I try to take in about 50 new articles a week, concerning anything and everything interesting that I may or may not know about. Check out a few of them for yourself; you might learn something:
Waverly Hills Sanatorium
Azaria Chamberlain Disappearance
Philip Taylor Kramer
Beatles Butcher Cover
Spontaneous Human Combustion
What are you Wiki-ing? Sound off in the comments section and let us know.
I had a dream the other night that I was walking alone through a crowded mall. The overhead speakers were blasting the song “Love Shack” by The B-52’s, and everyone was dancing and singing to beat the band. Everywhere I looked, customers and patrons were shaking their asses while pushing strollers, sucking down Orange Julius’ and carrying armloads of bags. It appeared as if they were all having a great time.
Just then, a young man pushing a stroller whizzed past me. He was a white-gangsta’ wannabe, wearing impossibly baggy clothing, rocking a sideways baseball cap and sporting a huge medallion. He was also singing loudly and moving to “Love Shack,” all while violently wrenching around the stroller, which was carrying a newborn baby.
I was concerned for the infant, so I confronted the man. “Dude, be careful!” I said. “You’ve got a baby in there!”
The man stopped his song and dance, looked up and grabbed me by the collar. I could tell he was pretty angry as he pushed me up against the window of a Barnes & Noble.
Looking right into my eyes with all the seriousness and emotion in the world, he said:
“She’s sixteen years old.”
He then jerked my collar free and let me go. I woke up seconds later.
I’ve chosen to have myself voluntarily committed. I’ll keep you posted on my progress.