I Don’t Know Where Everything Is.

Sweeps Month 2005 is officially over. So, how did we do this year?

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Well, that should pretty much explain it all. In page views and hits, we increased traffic by at least half across the boards. By the end of the day today, the CDP will have amassed over 10,000 hits for the month of November. Pretty good, considering I had about 25 a month when I started in February of 2004. On average, I’m getting anywhere from 100-500 hits a day.

So, where did they all come from? Well, as you would assume, about 2,000 of them came from the standard crew of regulars. Several thousand came on the heels of the Lost Friday posts, and another few thousand just decided to pop in and never left. Good for them, they deserve me.

As far as constant totals are concerned, the CDP has about 17,000 total hits and almost 54,000 page views. About 10% of our total traffic arrived this month alone. You can’t see me, but I’m making the metal sign right now. Not just the regular one, either. I’m doing the one with both hands.

I’ll be surprised if I ever get this much traffic in a single month again. Certainly, December will dwindle, even though it’s when I do (what I consider) my most interesting stuff. Before the year is over, expect to see many year-end lists and countdowns, the CDP year in review and a handful of Lost Fridays before 2005 is ‘oot. If you want to be reminded of how mind-blowing December 2004 was, get all caught up right here.

All right, enough of this ego-stroking. I’ve got the long-awaited best comments of 2005 on the way, along with a brand new Lost Friday, leading into the last month of 2005. Now you know. Let’s move on, so I can tell you a story.

Last night, me and the Missus were forcing ourselves to bed earlier than usual. After five days of vacation, our sleep schedules were thrown off balance. We desperately needed to get to bed at a reasonable hour in order to function properly at work the next day.

We tossed and turned until about midnight, when we drifted off to a troubled slumber. At about 2:30am, I opened my eyes quickly, jarred awake by the Missus tossing around feverishly. After about 10 seconds of said tossing, she got out of bed and headed for the door.

I thought that she was going to get up to go to the bathroom. However, she got about an equal distance between the bed and the door, spun herself around and got right back into bed. I asked her if she was okay, she said “yes,” and that was that. We went back to sleep and spoke no more of the matter.

Fast forward to this evening. The Missus is heading off to bed early, and I’m saying goodnight to her. This was the dialogue that followed:

ME: “Hey, do you remember what you did last night?”

MISSUS: “Hmmm?”

ME: “You got up at 2:30, headed for the door, spun around and got right back into bed.”

MISSUS: “Oh yeah, that’s right. I thought you were a spider.”

ME: “Excuse me?”

MISSUS: “Yeah, I looked over at you, and you had a fang-thing coming out of your head. I got up to leave, but then I woke up more and saw that you were normal.”

ME: (Head explodes.)

You have to love this woman. She thought that I turned into some sort of half man-half spider, a sleeping one at that, and her only inclination is to leave the premises without trying to get to the bottom of things. It’s good to know that if I ever become a possessed arachnid-person, she’s got my back. When your nightmares are so bad that you come up with an evacuation plan, you really need to consider talking to someone about it.

So, there you have it. If you have anything to say about Sweeps Month, the Missus’ sleeping habits or the upcoming year-end lists, sound off in the comments section. Thanks a lot for spending quality time here, I really appreciate it. I’ll do what I can to keep you here, even if that means eventually killing you someday.

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CDP Wayback Machine: Drunk Edition.

You know, there comes a time in every man’s life where he gets raging drunk and ruins his wife’s birthday party.

Exactly one year ago today, that man was me. In the spirit of full disclosure and outright laziness to create a new post today, the CDP Wayback Machine leads you back to the last time I lost control of myself. Hooray for one year of responsibility! Feels pretty good.

Monday, November 29 – 2004: “The Last Wobbler.”

The triumphant Sweeps Month finale is tomorrow, followed by the best comments of 2005 and LOST FRIDAY. December will bring us all the year-end stuff you’d expect to find here. You’ll love it, I promise.

Twenty-Two.

Happy birthday, Missus.

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Happy birthday to the raddest bass player in Winneconne history.

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Happy birthday to the lump in my hotel room bed.

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Happy birthday to the only person who makes me laugh every day.

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Happy birthday to the woman who plays darts with random Asian men at local bars.

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(I just really wanted to put this picture in because her hair looks good. I swear she has a different hairstyle in every photograph.)

Happy birthday to my other half.

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Happy birthday to my wife.

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She’s going to be quite angry for putting all these pictures of her up, so allow me to suck up for a minute.

If you live to be 122, I still won’t have enough time to get sick of you. You’re that neat.

You’re brilliant and beautiful. You understand everything about me, which is amazing and terrifying at the same time. How you do it is beyond my realm of comprehension.

You didn’t teach me to love and cherish the world. Instead, you chose to mock it right along with me. You let go of my hand only when you stop to point and laugh at someone who deserves it.

You’re cruel and sinister. Sarcastic and razor-sharp. Your standards are so high, nobody could ever meet them. Everyone lets you down, and nobody is worth trusting. You’re just like me.

You keep my socks looking their whitest. You punch me in your sleep. You clap when I breakdance in the living room. You make more money than me. You dye my hair and remind me to make a shopping list.

You’re… good.

Happy birthday.

(The SWEEPS MONTH finale is on the way, along with the best comments of 2005. Sit tight.)

Lost Friday – "Collision."

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Season 2 – Episode 8 – “Collision.”

Yet another Lost Friday is upon us. We have much to discuss.

This post is arriving on the heels of an after-Thanksgiving gluttony spree here at the CDP. I ate a lot, didn’t get much sleep and am still sick with a bad cold. I know you’re concerned.

Nevertheless, it’s going to be a little condensed this week, simply because this week didn’t offer very many answers and mythology. It did, however, set the stage for two of the biggest episodes yet. More on that later. First off, the skinny on “Collision,” courtesy of our friends at Wikipedia:

Realizing that Shannon was shot by Ana-Lucia, Sayid pulls his gun on her. Eko stops him after a quick and muddy fight. Ana-Lucia tells Eko to tie up Sayid, but he refuses. She then forces others at gun point to do so, claiming that she knows what she’s doing.

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A flashback shows that Ana was a police officer in the LAPD who got shot by a suspect and was hit by four bullets in her vest. After recovering, she is assigned an office job, but demands to get back into a patrol car. Her chief, which turns out to be also her mother, reluctantly does so.

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Soon, when called to a stressful domestic shouting match, Ana loses her calm and pulls her gun. Her partner orders her to holster it, calling her by first name as she does not respond to “Officer Cortez”.

In the meantime, Eko carries Sawyer away to find the other survivors. Michael decides to give water to Sayid, daring Ana to shoot him. They talk about Walt and Ana. The rest of the group are also angry at Ana-Lucia, asking about “her plan”. In exchange for the release of Sayid, she demands supplies from the hatch so that she can live “alone” in the jungle, being convinced that Sayid will not stop until he can get revenge on her.

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We see some more of Ana-Lucia’s past. When the officers of her mother caught the suspect who shot her, Jason McCormick, she declined to identify him, despite the evidence of fingerprints and his confession. He had to be released.

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While playing golf, Jack and Kate encounter Eko carrying Sawyer, and they bring him into the hatch, where he is treated. Locke questions what happened, but Jack reminds him that the timer is going off. Jack tries to give Sawyer a pill for the infection, but he won’t swallow it. When Jack instructs Kate to hold Sawyer’s head up, she holds him gently and whispers into his ear until he takes the pill.

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Jack is now furious after just being told that Shannon has been killed, and Sayid is held prisoner by gun-point. He demands Eko to tell him where they are, but Eko refuses because it will only make Jack even angrier. Michael suddenly bursts into the hatch and tells Jack what happened. Jack grabs two rifles, gives one to Michael and starts to make his way out of the hatch. Suddenly Eko screams “Stop!” and asks Jack what he’s looking for. “Peace? Revenge? or Justice?”

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Jack tells him he wants all his people back safely. Then Eko says “Ana-Lucia made a mistake.” It’s obvious from Jack’s surprise reaction that he knows her. Eko takes Jack out to where Sayid and Ana-Lucia are in the jungle, but only Jack, and without any guns.

Sayid, still tied to the tree, tells Ana that only 40 days ago, he tortured a man in a similar situation, as well as many other men while being in the Republican Guard of Iraq. She asks him if he has kids, to which he answers no. She then starts telling him her story, and that she was formerly a cop.

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A flashback shows Ana-Lucia, wearing regular clothing, spotting Jason McCormick in a bar. Outside in the parking lot, she stops him, saying “Hey Jason … I was pregnant!” She shoots him down with three bullets, plus three more from close distance into the body on the ground.

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After Sayid asks what happened to him, she lies, saying “Nothing, they’ve never found him.” She then releases Sayid, throws her weapons to him, and dares him to take revenge: “Go ahead, pick it up, I deserve it.” He declines, stating that she is already dead.

Eventually, the rest of the tail-section survivors and Jin make it back to the camp, where Bernard and Rose as well as Jin and Sun are finally reunited.

The episode ends with Sayid carrying Shannon’s body back to camp, and Ana and Jack staring at each other.

Fantastic. I will say, however, that this synopsis had to be heavily edited by me due to episodic errors and paltry grammar. I’ll continue to use their recaps though, as I’m incredibly lazy. Make with the numbers!

1. This first point comes to us from Entertainment Weekly:

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“Can there be any doubt that Ana Lucia is Jack’s double, and Eko Locke’s? They seemed to hammer that home pretty hard. I speak primarily of the final shot, but also of the eerie first meeting between Locke and Eko. Locke’s just sitting there, innocently doing his crossword and…”

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“Hey, what about that crossword, anyway? The clue he’s working is ”Enkidu’s friend.” That’s a reference to The Epic of Gilgamesh, an ancient Sumerian text that also happens to be one of the oldest pieces of extant world literature. Gilgamesh was an Achilles-like champion who fights alongside Enkidu, his fellow warrior and quasi-doppelgänger. Does this mean Locke is Gilgamesh to Ecko’s Enkidu, or vice-versa?”

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That’s a good point. For a few weeks now, it’s clear that Ana and Eko are the tail-section version of Jack and Locke. The “man of science, man of faith” edge is really getting hammered home, and detailing the power struggle that’s taking place. Now that everyone’s under the same roof now, this will only intensify.

2. I picked this snippet up from a Lost message board. It comes to us from “FormerLostFan:”

If they don’t kill off Ana Lucia soon, I’m done with this show. She is so annoying and her storyline is not compelling. Plus, she is a man.

Well put. Is she contractually obligated to scowl on every frame? I understand that this episode was supposed to make people more sympathetic towards her, but the “shoot first, ask questions later” aspect is quite unappealing.

3. When people ask the producers of the show where the love interests lie, they tell you “It’ll be where you least expect it.” I think they might be right after this episode. Sayid and Ana look as if they will take refuge in each other based on their tortured past. Also, check out this still from next week’s episode and tell me that Jack and Kate aren’t kissing:

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Hmmm. Plot points to be revealed next Wednesday, I suppose.

4. Ahh, the reunions. Not only did Kate and Sawyer join back up, we also saw the reunions of Michael and Vincent:

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Jin and Sun:

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Bernard and Rose:

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Along with the bizarre and uncomfortable reunion of Jack and Ana:

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With everyone together and functioning as a solid unit, questions will start to get answered. This is what they will be focusing on for at least the next two episodes.

5. Of course, there will be only ONE more new episode in 2005. After the November 30 airing of “What Kate Did,” Lost goes on vacation for FIVE DAMN WEEKS, returning on January 11 with the heavily awaited Episode 10. This means that there’s going to be a lot of interesting cliffhanger hatch information next week. You really shouldn’t miss it. Also, it will give you a chance to re-watch a lot of the Season Two episodes and catch up on anything you may have missed. LOST FRIDAY will still be here every week with new stuff, so keep stopping in.

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6. Let’s talk about next week’s episode. “What Kate Did” will focus on…well.

Apart from that, we’re going to get some serious hatch and island information, the possible return of Desmond and an excrutiating wait until after the holidays. Apart from the emotional things that will take place next week (people hooking up, etc.) they are going to find the MISSING PIECES OF THE ORIENTATION TAPE. Here’s a still:

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Michael will have an encounter with the hatch computer, and Kate’s full backstory will be revealed. It should be creepy as hell and loaded with theory information to set you for the rest of the year.

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What more could you want? The standing theory is that episode 10 will take place on the island before the crash of Flight 815, but that’s pretty far off on the horizon. Episode 9 will be retribution for the shoegazing that Lost as been doing for three straight weeks. I can’t wait.

Start the theories and discussion in the comments section. If you missed any of my previous Lost Fridays, check them out here:

SEASON TWO – EPISODE 7 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 6 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – RERUN EDITION: VOLUME 2
SEASON TWO – RERUN EDITION
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 5 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 4 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 3 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 1 REVIEW
SEASON TWO PREVIEW

(PS- If you want to check out the amazing and spoiler-filled CTV trailer for Episode 9, The Tail Section has it up and running. If you do watch it, you won’t be able to function until Wednesday. You’ve been warned.)

50 Things I’m Thankful For.

On this day before Thanksgiving, I’m busy compiling the best comments of 2005. There are hundreds, they are all funny, and it’s a huge hassle. This, coupled with actual work, has left me far too occupied for a real post today.

However, in the spirit of thanks and giving, I wanted to cast out the nets and see what everyone is thankful for this year. I want to see if we can get the list to 50 by the end of the day.

Post once, post 50 times, I don’t care. Tell everyone at the CDP what you’re thankful for, and we can all share and be merry in the comments section. Here, I’ll start us off:

1. John Madden Football 92-98 for the Sega Genesis.

Let’s go. I’ll be back before you know it with the best comments of 2005. Is Lost on tonight? I can never remember.

"Did They Take Her Kidneys?"

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Me and the Missus are not only prepared for the upcoming winter months, we are also prepared for Thanksgiving. I started by dying my hair orange. The official title is “Cinnamon Brown,” but there’s a whole lotta’ cinnamon, and not much brown.

Just to diffuse the bomb before it goes off, this was as close to the Missus‘ appearance as I could manage. Yahoo Avatars is a fickle beast, and I did my best to capture the look of someone who looks nothing like anyone else. That’s the price you pay when you appreciate originality. If it looks like her or not is up to the Missus herself, but I must say that the Avatar is pretty hot. My avatar looks almost exactly like me, minus the look of a man who hasn’t slept or seen the sun in weeks.

Three days of work this week, then five straight days of vacation. It couldn’t have come at a better time, really. We’ve both been run through the proverbial ringer at our collective places of employment, and a few days of rest, relaxation and tofurkey is just what we need to recharge.

This weekend, I spent some time with friends in the far northern reaches of the state. I had a good time. Apart from that, I’ve been relatively worthless; opting to watch way too much football and allow my page get completely overrun with BLAM! It’s sad, really.

As I said, I’m working three days this week. When I’m not making meth in my cubicle or socializing with family and acquaintances, I’ll be busy compiling the best comments of 2005 (click here for the best comments of 2004). It’s a rough job, but someone has to do it, and there’s too much outsourcing in this country as is. The CDP never takes a vacation, except for when I do. I have a ton of stuff that is still on the way for the second half of SWEEPS MONTH, and I hope you enjoy it.

Speaking of which, I’ve been very happy with the traffic this month, and I wish there was something I could do to thank each and every eight of you (zing!). Last year, I told people that I would send them all a dollar, but I didn’t feel like breaking a five (zong!). But seriously folks, thanks for hanging out here. If it weren’t for you, I would have gotten an actual writing job years ago (zoing!).

So, what’s everyone’s plans for Thanksgiving? Where are you going? What are you doing? Lay it on me, and start the conversation in the comments section. Personally, me and the Missus are heading back up nort’ to mingle with the respective families, suffer inoperable amounts of road rage and wear fruity sweaters. I can’t wait.

Lost Friday – "The Other 48 Days."

Season 2 – Episode 7 – “The Other 48 Days.

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Another Lost Friday is upon us. We have much to discuss.

This week, ABC treated us to an “extended episode” of Lost, adding a whopping 4 minutes to the finished product. Instead of using this precious network time to better fill in the struggle of the tail-section survivors in the 7 weeks following the crash, we were treated to an extra-long Invasion commercial. Thanks ABC, you know just how to spend your money. After all, why waste time on a massive hit drama that spawned a dozen knock-offs, when you can spend time on the knock-off itself? This must be why I’m not a producer.

So, in honor of getting screwed over this week, the CDP is offering Lost fans a special “extended” version of LOST FRIDAY. This week’s post is three times as long as the previous weeks, including interview snippets with Lost producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse (duplicated without permission; come and get me). Don’t believe me? Look how far into this post we are without any new information! Man, I should be working for ABC.

As always, let’s all inhale deeply and recap the week that was, courtesy of our friends at Wikipedia:

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After the tail section of the plane crashes into the water off the beach, the survivors swim ashore. A little boy with a teddy bear points out his sister floating in the water. A large man (Mr. Eko, played by Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) drags her out and Ana Lucia performs CPR on her. The little girl asks about her mother, who is supposed to meet her in Los Angeles; Ana Lucia promises the girl will see her.

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A man runs out of the woods asking for help, saying there’s someone alive in the jungle. The man, later identified as Goodwin, brings Ana to Bernard, who is still in his seat, up in a tree. Goodwin says they have to climb up to rescue him, but Ana disagrees. Ana coaxes him to grab the tree branch, anticipating that the seat will fall. Just as Bernard grabs the tree branch, the seat crashes to the ground. Back on the beach, Goodwin, who claims to be in the Peace Corps, builds a signal fire. Bernard asks Eko if he found any African-Americans among the bodies, as his wife Rose is African-American and he can’t find her. Eko tells him no, but he will pray for her and for their rescue. That night, three of the adults are taken and Eko kills two of the Others with a rock when they try to take him. From that night on, he refuses to speak.

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Nathan suggests staying on the beach, and the group does so. On the fifth day, a man dies from a leg injury and is buried. On the twelth day, the Others take nine more, including the two children, and Ana kills another one of their opponents. Unlike the previous Others, who possessed nothing but the clothes on their backs, this one is carrying an antique U.S. army knife and a list of the nine to be taken, along with their descriptions.

The survivors opt to head into the jungle. They make a camp near a source of fresh water and fruit trees. Ana digs a pit-cage. She knocks Nathan unconscious and throws him into the pit, having become suspicious of his unexplained absences and how nobody remembered seeing him on the plane. She begins starving him, demanding to know the location of the children, but another member of the group is feeding him when she’s not looking. Ana tells Goodwin she intends to start torturing Nathan the next day. That night, Goodwin frees Nathan, warning him of Ana’s plan. When Nathan turns to leave, Goodwin grabs him and breaks his neck.

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The survivors, convinced the Others have found them, move again and find the latest hatch with the Dharma Initiative logo. In a box they find a glass eye, a Bible and a radio. Goodwin and Ana go to high ground to try to get a signal. While there, Ana reveals that she knows Goodwin is one of the Others, because on the first day, he ran out of the jungle with his clothes completely dry, ten minutes after they landed in the ocean. Goodwin admits he killed Nathan, saying that if Ana had cut off Nathan’s finger and he still kept his story about being on Flight 815, she would have been suspicious and assumed someone else was the infliltrator. He confirms that the children are still alive, also saying that the people who were taken were taken because they were “good people.” The two try stabbing each other with the army knife; they roll down a hill, and Ana impales him with a sharp stick.

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Ana returns to the survivors but doesn’t tell them she killed Goodwin. On the forty-first day, Bernard picks up Boone on the radio, but Ana dismisses it as another trick by the Others. “This is our life,” she tells them. She goes off by herself to cry, and Eko, speaking for the first time since the crash, tells her everything will be all right. She asks him why it took him forty days to speak; he asks her why it took her forty days to cry.

Soon after, Cindy and Libby find Jin washed up on the shore. The events shown in previous episodes are replayed from the tail section survivors’ point of view. In the final seconds, it is confirmed that Ana shot Shannon. In previews for next week’s episode, it is also confirmed that Shannon has died.

Okay, let’s back up and take that all in for a bit. Make with the numbers!

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1. The beginning of this episode was fantastic. Watching the tail of Oceanic 815 come screaming into frame and exploding into the ocean was pretty damn cool. I just wanted to get that out of the way before we went further.

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2. A lot of people online were wondering why Bernard was buckled into a seat. After all, Bernard was out of his seat when the plane began to crash. The answer for that is he took a seat as the plane started to go down. We saw Charlie do the same thing. Obviously, the corpse in the tree with Bernard wasn’t Rose, so it should be implied that he took the nearest open seat when things got crazy. By the way, I think that picture up there is awesome, because he really looks terrified. That’s good acting, right there.

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3. Watching Libby snap that dude’s leg into place was great. Although “The Other 48 Days” really did nothing in terms of answering many questions, it was exciting to see everything from the beginning again. Most of us have seen the crash and post-crash footage about a hundred times, so seeing it from a different light was interesting, familiar and original at the same time.

4. Let’s talk about Mr. Eko. Rumors are flying around online as to what this guy is all about. Here are just a couple of the more decent (or horrible) theories:

a) Eko wasn’t on the plane. He was one of the ministers in the Nigerian drug plane, and he’s been on the island ever since, either on his own or as an Other.

b) Eko was on the plane, but has a connection to people in the Nigerian drug plane.

c) Eko is actually Walt. He was given a growth hormone that caused rapid aging (yeah, a lot of people actually believe this).

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Looks like he was on the plane to me, but I’ve been wrong before.

Eko is instantly one of my favorite characters, for a number of reasons. First off, he’s a black version of Locke. Clearly a “man of faith,” it won’t be surprising to find out that Mister Eko was Minister Eko back on the mainland. They way they stressed that he would pray for Rose and the survivors, and the way they hung onto the reaction shot of locating that bible in the hatch, it all seems like it’s being slathered pretty thick who he really is.

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Another reason I like Eko is because he bashed in the heads of two Others with a damn rock. Anyone who carries around a whoop-ass stick with scripture carved into it is not to be messed with in my book. I can see why the early rumors were that Sam Jackson was going to play his role.

If you must know, we’re going to find out a lot more about Eko in the next 3 weeks. He and Locke are going to make fast friends. Speaking of our hatchlings, did you see the previews for next week’s episode? Jack was straight chillin’ in the brightly-lit hatch, sporting a clean shirt and everything. They have it pretty good over there now; it’s like an apartment where you don’t have to pay rent.

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5. Moving on with the episode, these Others are crafty. In the first season, Ethan infiltrated the hatchlings, only to be capped by Charlie at the worst possible time. This time, Goodwin showed up as soon as the tail section hit the water, and started taking inventory of who to swipe.

By the way, the cutoffs, bare feet and soaking wet thing is creepy, because it’s becoming clear that some of these Others are coming out from the ocean. Speaking of which, Walt is now sporting the same “kidnapped by the others” look, just like those little kids that got swiped as well.

Goodwin claims that everyone who got kidnapped is okay, and they were taken because they were good people. This may explain why Claire was the only one taken from the hatchlings camp, and they just left Charlie to die. It seems like they take who’s good and kill everyone else. This points towards a utopian society, or at least the shambles of one.

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And the list, my God, the list! Descriptions of the castaways? What they looked like? Really? Obviously, the Others are part of a big reason why the island is so messed up. The Hanso Foundation and Dharma Initiative are up to something big, and the Others need fresh meat that’s pure of heart.

6. Hearing Boone over the radio was creepy as hell. You knew it was coming, but it’s still depressing to think that he was dead just hours later.

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7. The Arrow hatch. For most of us nerds in the know, we knew this was the second discovered hatch months ago. The standing theory is that there are 6 Dharma Initiative hatches on the island, all designed to monitor and experiment on the 6 programs funded by the Hanso Foundation. The six hatches seem to be named after the 6 star systems in the constellation Apollo (remember the candy bar?), so if this is true, here are all six hatch names:

Swan
Arrow
Crow
Goblet
Serpent Handler
Hunter

We’ll find out more about that really soon. There’s a lot of hatch drama set to unfold in the next 3-4 weeks.

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8. Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. If you remember, I claimed last week that I was convinced that Ana Lucia did NOT kill Shannon. Rumors were flying abound, and I stood my ground. Now, thanks to what we saw last night, along with what we saw for next week and what we hear in this upcoming interview, it seems that Ana really did kill Shannon.

For your reading pleasure, here’s an extremely recent (and funny) interview with Lost producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse. It’s lengthy, so I highlighted the really important stuff in bold. Enjoy!

First off, I have a bone to pick with you, Damon. Last July, I asked you if a female character was getting killed this season on Lost, and you said — and I quote: “I think it would be fairly silly for us to kill a woman — there are only three or four of them on the show. And they’re all really hot.” So, I guess my question is, how can I ever trust you again?

Damon Lindelof: I never said we weren’t going to kill a woman. I said it would be silly. And you know, Carlton and I are pretty silly guys. You should see the hat that he’s wearing right now.

Carlton Cuse: That’s all I’m wearing.

Damon: And also a sock, but that’s another story.

Did it bug you that Maggie Grace’s people leaked that tidbit about her possibly joining the cast of X-Men 3 over the summer? It was a pretty major tip-off that she might be leaving the show.

Carlton: There’s no incentive for them to preserve the creative sanctity of Lost. You have an agency full of people whose job it is to get Maggie Grace other work. And how could we begrudge her that? We can’t prevent her from going out and earning a livelihood, you know? There’s the perception that Maggie had to turn down X-Men 3 because of Lost.

Carlton: I don’t think that was the circumstance. We would have been accommodating had she been offered that job.

Damon: Carlton and I would have bent over backwards to see if there was a way to make it work.

Why was Shannon marked for death?

Damon: It was by no means a result of Maggie’s abilities as an actress, which, we felt were gaining ground every time we saw her on the screen. But Shannon is a 22- or 23-year-old character, and the flashback stories and limitations in terms of her life experience… The younger the character is on the show, the more limited you are in terms of stories you can tell. So, before we started running Shannon into the ground and doing the same stories over and over again, it felt like it was a very natural time to kill [her] off. And the idea that was appealing to us, and certainly to Maggie, was that we would finally show Shannon in this different light. Make her incredibly sympathetic and then she would die.

Will Shannon be back, like, say, in one of Jack’s flashbacks?

Carlton: It’s always possible she could pop up in someone’s backstory. But she is definitely dead. When a character dies on the island, they stay dead.

Are you concerned that Ana-Lucia is beyond redemption? I can’t tell you how many e-mails I got from AA readers asking, “When is that bitch going to die?!”

Carlton: At the beginning of last season, people didn’t like Josh Holloway’s character either. And by the end of the season, he was one of the most-liked characters on the show. It’ll be really interesting to see, as we tell more about Ana-Lucia, whether that changes the audience’s perception of her. We think it will.

Damon: In the same moment that we decided Shannon would die, [we also decided that] Ana-Lucia would be responsible for that death. It would be the first time one castaway was responsible for killing another, and it would give so much inherent conflict and trauma [heading to] the merge. We’re walking a very tenuous tightrope with her, but we feel that over the course of the next two episodes the audience will hopefully get a better understanding for that character and what she’s been through.

Can you confirm that Shannon was, in fact, shot? Fans have been speculating that she looked like she had a stab wound.

Carlton: She was shot.

Damon: People are getting a little too…

They’re reaching a little too much?

Carlton: They totally are. And she did not have a Dharma Initiative stamp on her.

Let’s talk about Malcolm David Kelley and Walt. Why was his role reduced this season? Were you concerned about him aging faster than the time line on the show?

Carlton: That’s a legitimate issue. We’ve only gone 50 days on the island, and he’s a kid in puberty. But Walt’s disappearance and, ultimately, Michael’s efforts to reunite with him were part of a grander plan. There are also financial considerations. Since Walt wasn’t going to be around for a lot of episodes, we had to make an arrangement to have his role be a more reduced role.

Whether you use him once or twice a year or every week, the aging thing will still be an issue, no? Might you recast?

Damon: To answer that question is sort of to reveal what the plan is for Walt, and there is a plan. I always feel like recasting is the nuclear option. You do not do it unless it is absolutely, 100 percent necessary. But obviously, we have a story that we want to tell about Walt and about Michael and Walt.

Last week Shannon and Sayid gave us our first big Lost sex scene

Carlton: It was the second big sex scene. Boone and Shannon had sex together [last season]. So, if you have sex on the show, you’re pretty much going to end up dead.

So, who’s having sex next?

Carlton: (Laughs) As we move into the middle run of episodes, we’re definitely emphasizing the Jack-Kate-Sawyer romantic triangle. The level of sexual tension between those three characters is definitely being ramped up.

How will Ana-Lucia figure into it?

Damon: As the respective leaders of their respective units, Ana-Lucia and Jack have a great deal in common with each other, and that’s definitely something we’re going to be exploring. But [the fact that] Ana-Lucia inadvertently murdered one of the members of the tribe doesn’t exactly [lend itself] to candlelight dinners and walks on the beach. She is a woman; she will have romantic entanglements. But I think the one that will begin to emerge over the season will be the one that you least expect.

What about Charlie and Claire?

Carlton: We’re definitely going to be paying attention to their relationship, but it’s not going to turn in ways the audience expects.

Will we get any clarification about the numbers this season?

Damon: Carlton might want to punch me for actually going on record and saying this, but I think that that question will never, ever be answered. I couldn’t possibly imagine [how we would answer that question]. We will see more ramifications of the numbers and more usage of the numbers, but it boggles my mind when people ask me, “What do the numbers mean?”

Will we find out why Ethan abducted Claire?

Damon: Yes.

Carlton: You’ll learn more about it this season.

Will Claire get some of her memory back?

Damon: The loss of her memory happened so long ago that it requires a sort of deft touch in order to reintroduce the concept. Once we start assuming that everybody is intimately familiar with everything that has ever happened on the island, I think the show risks becoming slightly confused. But all of that stuff is in play. It’s just a matter of when and how we reactivate it.

Are you still planning to reveal why the plane crashed this season?

Carlton: Yes.

Are you saving that little doozy for the finale?

Carlton: We’re saving it until later. We consider that on the ground of fairly major revelations.

Damon: We don’t want to stick that one in the middle of March.

ABC billed last week’s episode as the one “everyone will be talking about.” What’ll be the next one “everyone will be talking about”?

Carlton: Ironically, it’s the next episode [airing tonight]. We think for us, it’s even more of a water-cooler episode than the death episode. This is really a very special episode in that it’s kind of a concept episode. It deviates from the form and style of our other episodes.

On Nov. 30 we’ll finally learn what Kate’s precrash crime was that landed her in so much hot water. Any other big flashback revelations this season?

Damon: In the next string of episodes, one of the really compelling backstory elements is what happened to Jack’s marriage. We think Julie Bowen is amazing and she and Matthew Fox are so great in scenes together, and I think the audience is really curious as to what went wrong there.

Carlton: And you should pay attention to Mr. Eko’s stick.

Seriously?

Carlton: Yeah.

Damon: Keep your eyes on Mr. Eko’s stick.

Carlton: That stick is an important ongoing clue.

Will we learn more about Monster this season?

Carlton: Definitely.

Damon: Absolutely.

Has Disney approached you about doing a Lost feature film?

Carlton: No.

And if they did, what would your response be?

Damon: I would punch them as hard as I could. We couldn’t even begin to wrap our brains around how we would produce a feature film. Obviously, the production team in Hawaii is amazing, but the amount of time [it would require] to do a TV show and a feature on top of each other… I think it’s safe to say it would be impossible.

Last question: Will there be another death this season?

Carlton: (Laughs) You’re very good, but we can’t say.

Well, there you go. That’s a lot to chew on, and it wrapped up more loose ends than this week’s episode. Speaking of which, let’s look ahead to the future, shall we?

Episode 8 – “Collision.”
(Flashback: Ana Lucia)

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In this Ana Lucia-centric episode, we’ll look into her past. If you check out my previous posts, I’m convinced that she’s a cop, perhaps on the plane to assist the Marshall with Kate. Also, tempers, conflict and ass-kicking will ensue once everyone meets up with each other. If you saw the previews, Sayid is pretty close to taking Ana Lucia out, as you would assume.

Also, we see Kate tending to Sawyer and the relationship getting a bit more serious.

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Looking at the press release, I noticed that Dr. Marvin Candle will be in this episode. I know that in the future, the hatchlings will find the missing pieces of the orientation tape, but not this week. My guess is that they are just watching the tape again with the tailies.

If anything, this will be an episode to get us all up to speed with everyone, put all of our eggs in one basket and start anew. This is a good thing, because business is about to get even more out of control.

Episode 9 – “What Kate Did.
(Flashback: Kate)

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“Kate’s crime is revealed in an episode in which she watches over a very ill Sawyer. Meanwhile, the tailies bury one of their own; Mr. Eko has a hatch-related surprise for Locke; and Michael has a surprise encounter with the hatch computer.”

Hmmm, this sounds very interesting and creepy. That’s all I’ll say for now. Expect to see the return of Rousseau and Desmond, along with the missing pieces of the orientation tape in either this episode or episode 10.

Episode 10 is the big mystery. All we know for sure is that it takes place on the island before the crash. Depending on what theories you believe, this could be any number of people. Personally, I think it’s going to be Desmond. He will show up in episode 9 to cure Sawyer with his wonder injections, we’ll learn a HUGE plot point about the hatch, and that will set up perfectly into episode 10. We’ll meet Kelvin and see what happened to Desmond to have him end up here. Keep an eye out for that.

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Get it? “Eye?” Hey, screw you! I’ve got nothing to work with, here.

Whew, I’m beat. Another LOST FRIDAY in the books, and an extended one at that. Please sound off in the comments section, and let your incorrect opinions and half-baked theories be heard. If you’re interested in LOST FRIDAY, check out all of my previous posts on the matter:

SEASON TWO – EPISODE 6 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – RERUN EDITION: VOLUME 2
SEASON TWO – RERUN EDITION
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 5 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 4 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 3 REVIEW
SEASON TWO – EPISODE 1 REVIEW
SEASON TWO PREVIEW