Who says there’s nothing to do in Wisconsin?
The CDP’s 2nd Annual New Glarus Day went spectacularly well. Here is the day in pictures. It’s a bit photo-intensive, so you may want to consider upgrading to a cable connection to fully enjoy your New Glarus CDP experience. If you would like to see what happened the last time we were there, this post should get you all caught up.
Our first stop was for mini-golf.
I won, but not by much. The goats that were roaming the grounds last year were sadly absent this time around. The sun broke free from the overcast clouds, and the warm breeze guided us straight to the world famous New Glarus Brewery.
Neither of us had ever been there before, so we decided to take an audio tour. They give you these telephone-looking things to take with you, along with a ceramic cow.
The brewery was ultra-modern, ultra-expensive, and quite beautiful.
Out of all the neat things they show you on the tour, the funniest thing that I saw was this note that someone left behind. I think it really says it all.
This was all I needed to see. I bought a 4-pack of Raspberry Tart Beer and headed for the door.
After all that looking, talking and hearing about beer, we needed a break. So we did some wine tasting at the Primrose Winery.
After about 9 sips, we both picked our favorite bottle, had them wrapped up and hit the streets again.
There are plenty of knick-knack shops for your spending pleasure that indulge in the Swiss lifestyle. One of these parts of the culture happens to be trolls. Frankly, they scare the holy hell out of me, but I guess some people find them culturally significant.
No thank you. On the other hand, I did see a 4-foot tall stein that was worth a little under a thousand dollars.
And who can forget this wonderful album from the old country?
Our next stop was the New Glarus Hotel, for the single largest consumption of cheese ever recorded for a human being. I must have downed nine pounds of cheese, weather it be from the assorted plate they give you, or from the grilled cheese sandwich that contained an entire brick of Swiss. I have yet to go to the bathroom, but it was pretty much worth it.
All in all, this trip to New Glarus was just as good as the first one. It should also be mentioned that I found an old-school metal Pac-Man lunchbox, so I would have been happy no matter what.
We’re going to Green Bay tomorrow. When I come back, I’ll have a new mixtape up along with more of the same. For now, I’ve got some local brew to consume.