Haiku Friday.

Work week is over

Punch out to your comfy home

Watch television.



God bless the weekend

Ending five days of sadness

Two days to sleep late.



Friday night debate

Decides the Free World Leader

Don’t forget to vote.



Tickets for Green Day

Reaching at least thirty bucks

I’m not a Nimrod.



British citizen

Three hostages beheaded

Who do you trust now?



Five syllable line

Now seven syllable line

Five syllable line.



Note the formatting

Italics make it look like

I have things to say.



Blabba-blabba doo

Egotistical drivel

Stop the reading now.





(Editor’s note: Ryan hasn’t slept in 4 days, and recently drank a quart of suntan lotion. He should be back to his normal self in a few weeks. On Saturday morning, he plans to go to UW-Madison to take an exam so he can get promoted at work. On Sunday, he plans on watching Baseball and finally straightening out his apartment. On Monday, he plans on leaving work early to sit at Lambeau Field in the pouring rain, watching the Packers lose again. On Tuesday, he plans on calling in sick. Here’s to a great weekend.)