You’ll notice the big banner ad on top is gone, and has been replaced by a slim search bar. This bar is really neat, because it only searches within this page! For example, if you wanted to read everything I’ve ever written about Celia, just punch in “Celia” and….well, you know how search engines work. But it’s my own personal one! Not only that, but you can search through all the old formats, old quotes and even old comments! It’s a trip down Communist memory lane. Give it a test search or two. At the very least, it’s a quick way to read all the stuff I’ve ever written about you. Lord knows I have.
The same goes for my other page, which will be updated once the crew gets back into the swing of things.
I also added a few new links, among them the bands “Apparently Nothing” and “Communique“. Apparently Nothing is a decent Madison band that I had the pleasure of working with when I went to MMI. I was a co-producer on their debut CD, and I’m listed in the credits. Communique just released their debut CD on Lookout Records, titled “Poison Arrows”. This CD has not left my car for over 2 weeks now. It is 10 tracks of ass-shaking, love making, sexy, beautiful music. This is without question the make-out CD of the summer, and by far the best album of the year. Take the music of the Faint, vocals and lyrics of Alkaline Trio, melodies of The Shins, make them 10 times better and 100 times catchier, and this is what you get. You will not be let down.
While looking into my site traffic last week, I saw that someone clicked on my page after it came up during a search for “dry hump movies”. Imagine his disappointment. Now, I’m aware of several different genres of pornography, but to specifically hunt for this type of pleasure is something special. Bless his or her heart, I hope he or she finds what they wanted.
If there’s anything you want to see here, feel free to let me know. Midgets, more nudity, unnecessary swears, you name it. I’m in the people-pleasing business.
I’ve got to get back to my non-stop Olympics watching. Ever since the US Men’s Basketball team got their asses handed to them by Italy and Puerto Rico back-to-back, it’s a blast to watch them crash and burn under their own egos. Say what you want about the idea of a Croatian basketball team, at least they know the value of teamwork.
I’ll see you this weekend at the Sun Prairie Sweet Corn Festival!